Here is a little funny poem I wrote.
I Know You
I know you, Carrie.
Your husbands name is Frank.
You have three kids...
Tommy who is in Troop 767, he's your good little scout.
Sally, she likes ballet.
Your proud of your honor student at Jackson Elementary.
Your family likes to Ski.
Your sassy, and proud of it.
You like dogs, and have a little puppy - Dover.
Your a democrat, and voted for Obama in '08
Yes, I know you.
Though we have never met.
How do I know all this?
From staring at the back of your car,
For 30 seconds,
Waiting at a traffic light.
Still think that - 'I honk for vampires' - bumper sticker is a good idea?